Pre-Zante
I had a bit of a head-blag lastnight. I was in the pub with my mates and when they were talking about me going to Zante and telling me to have a nice time, I felt like they were taking the piss about it… The other day my mate Dunny said “Have a nice long weekend looking at the ceiling and the headboard.” Haha. It is funny I suppose. Them thinking that I’m going over there for a sex marathon… (Well, it has been 7 weeks… i needz it!) BUT… I’ve been doing my calender maths and I have the worst feeling I’m going to be on the rag as soon as I get there, so it may be an anti-sex holiday! Haha, can you imagine… That would truly suck.
I don’t know what my intentions are for going over there to be honest. I definately don’t want to come back with Matt as a boyfriend, or as anything slightly commital. As much as he’s said he misses me and say she has been a “good boy”, I’m not naive. The tagged photos on Facebook of some random bird with “Matt enter here” and and arrow scrawled up her thigh in marker pen point to the fact that he’ll have had his end away at some point. And I don’t mind it, thats not why I don’t want him as a boyfriend, I just don’t want one at all… I suppose I just want a break from this country. There is far too much rain, and not enough good men.
Me and the wife have talked for a while about fucking off. Packing our bags and going next year to work the seasons abroad for as long as we can hack it. We wanted to start in Ibiza for the summer, then go to France for the ski season once the summer has finished, then back for to somewhere else warm, then cold, blah blah blah. Start in Europe and aim to end up in Australia. I would love to be in Australia. The plan is that I would be the stripper and Emma would work the bar in the same club. Flawless. But is it the same in every country? Would we be venturing out and finding even more reasons to lose our faith in men… It might not just be England that’s full of dickheads, it might be the world!!! God help us.
Emma said,
July 29, 2009 at 10:49 pm
“Me and the wife have talked for a while about fucking off”….its the best idea weve ever had! Much better than the ebay/amazon ‘lets get rich’ plan, much better than ‘culture days’ and although i hate to say it, much better than ‘spa days’! haha.
The fuck off is whats keeping me going through our exotic English summertime! And to find men is that last reason i’d have to want to get away… FACT! Unless we find some with big noses who are called ‘havier’ or ‘pedro’ then im allllll over it!
haha, oh wait…… :p xx
Santosh said,
August 8, 2009 at 6:52 am
” It might not just be England that’s full of dickheads”..
Well If thats true then, England is full of sluts as well..